a birthday song from paris

on the subject of birthdays, 2006 is a year of twenty-firsts for the class of '85. the perceived transition from youth to adulthood is finally completed by passing the twenty-first milestone. to me, it's just a load of overrated bull, but whatever man. whatever makes you happy.

and this is a birthday song that will make you happy.

dressed to match her bimbotic demeanour, she is a top-to-toe first-class airhead.

and wow, paris can actually sing! and speak in complete sentences! she deserves an award.

mr hefner, spare me the 'ooh's and 'aah's.