SUPER PUSSY!

dinner taken, bags of of goodies in hand, we took to the skies. skytrain, at least. our destination: patpong road. bangkok's busiest district at night. the official map of bangkok describes it as 'the main entertainment district at night'. we have a better name for it though. red light district.

clarence was there to look at the bargains in the night market. i was there for an eye-opener. don't worry, it didn't turn out to be a zip-opener. my jeans are button fly, by the way.

there were many bars on that stretch but one caught my eye for an obvious reason.

for all of you who can't see the neon sign in the background, here's the bigger picture.

SUPER PUSSY!

i peeped into the bars and saw what i needed to. no nudity of course. not everything's free.

in a typical bar, there's loud music, usually techno. there's a stage, poles and prostitutes dancing around the poles. clad in just their undies, there were so many of them squeezed up on the stage, they had to share the poles while dancing. there weren't enough customers to go around. every ang moh could end up having the orgy of his life if he had the cash.

surprisingly, the girls looked in good shape. toned. no fat, sloppy, ugly ones. i guess it's hard to survive in the business.

the touts along the street were promoting their 'sex shows'. "yao bu yao kan biao yan?", one even asked me in fluent chinese. they held up small cards with a list of acts that the people in the sex show would perform:

• pussy ping pong
• pussy with bottle cap
• pussy with needle

i shuddered. there were more, but i couldn't remember, either out of disgust or i didn't really take a good look at the cards.

needless to say, i didn't go for the shows. i associate the female anatomy with mystery (although sex education in biology class dispelled much of this mystery) and beauty. i wasn't in a hurry to spoil this perception of mine.