adventures of the ah beng chapter one: journey to the west

if zhen hao had a blog, this entry would be it. therefore, to enhance realism, i will be using his trademark beng-speak to do this post from his perspective, improper english intact. enjoy hor!

all my friends on bus 27, travelling from tampines. damn touching man, they all turn up to see me off leh. so i must intro them one by one. from left: yiwen, geri, yvonne, darius, ziyang. clarence was hiding behind darius cos he camera-shy. and darius too cam whore already.

weihong also flying off with me. now he gotta be my buddy. we must stick together like brother man. fellow singaporeans in usa. at least until i know some ang moh chicks. oops, better not let my darling see this.

the turtle! damn cute leh! from my one and only darling. i hugged it till it flatten. don't worry darling, i'll hug it every night la.

all my big family was there yesterday. i felt so loved. i know my parents are proud of me, and i'll make sure i make them proud. i must make my darling proud too.

once again, all my friends. now i must start my UIUC journey. everything in front of me is so exciting. to all my us-bound pals, see you all at mid-west games!

and thanks dan the man. your blog rocks!

all the beng-titude.