the invisible intruder

last thursday evening, just as i was enjoying the godfather game on my PS2, the invisible intruder struck. she caught me completely off-guard.

with her utility belt, she scaled the walls of my apartment building.
phasing through the walls of my humble home, she didn't need to break a single lock.
and wrapped in her invisible cloak, she slipped past everyone undetected and entered my room.

just as she was about to burgle my precious collection of action figures, i was alerted by my sixth sense.

i stopped the biggest burglary in figure-collecting history.