new urban himbo

new urban male is evil. they market themselves so well with all the good-looking and exceptionally-groomed dragonboaters. they've got a happy culture, so happy it's almost gay. and everybody wants to be a part of it. the owner is making tonnes of cash from impossibly simple tees.
now i get a chance to be a part of this evil. i got this voucher from safra. it's so easy to slide down the slippery slope.

anyone wants some discounts off bikinis? i'm obviously not using those.