the belated birthday gift

honestly, i thought i was getting some naughty garters and fishnets. not that it's not fine; i'd have no problems handing it to a girl in future. or worse, i could have got pink sweatpants with the word "PINK" on my ass. gosh, no.

thanks clarence and zhenhao. now i can say for sure that i'm well in touch with my moobs and ovaries.