english lessons

useful lessons for the non-heartlander; re-affirmation of ah bengs and ah lians' linguistic abilities.

1) LILY - (adverb) Really.
"Wah, you lily can sing well ah!"

2) VALLEY - (adverb) Very
"Look! My Versachee belt, valley nice hor?"

3) GORGES - (adj) Gorgeous
"Wah! Ah Beng's girlflan is valley gorges leh!"

4) CORAL - (verb) Quarrel
"Why, you not happy, ah? Want to coral, is it?"

5) REEF - With
"You lily want to coral reef me ah?"

6) ALTITUDE - (adjective) Attitude
"Ah Lian lily got a bad altitude ploblem".

7) CIRRUS - (adjective) Serious
"You cirrus or not?
Dun bruff!"

8) CANOPY - (phrase) Can Not Be
"He bought new handphone? Canopy lah! Where got money?"

9) OLDLADY - (adjective) Already
"Wah...you finish oldlady ah."

10) SUIT - (verb) Shoot
"Suit! Suit! See goalkeeper come out oldlady."

11) SOW - (verb) Show
"Sow me, sow me your new ting."

12) LOAD - (noun) Road
"We go Orchard Load leh."

13) BLINK - (verb) Bring
"What you blink for me? Sow me, sow me."