date movie

1 star for originality.
5 stars for mindless hilarity. or as some of you would rather call it, toilet humour.
and utterly corny too.

i laughed my ass off for most of the show, except the few moments where the jokes were so bad, they were just way lower than the deep south.

they spoofed tonnes of movies: mr and mrs smith, my big fat greek wedding, meet the parents, meet the fockers, king kong, dodgeball, wedding crashers, kill bill, bridget jones' diary, love actually, hitch, wedding planner, lord of the rings and star wars. and this being a spoof of those crappy romantic movies, the producers had to poke fun at celeb couples. ben and gwen, bennifer 1, bennifer 2, tomkat, brangelina and, um, ben and matt, kobe and shaq. all match-made by hitch, the date doctor. "i'm hitch, bitch!"

one actress whom i noticed was sophie monk (formerly of the girlband bardot from down under) for obvious reasons. she's sizzling hot. the cheese in the burger looks like it's melting. yes, i do fall for the odd blonde bondshell (or bimbo, as most of us would call these breed of humans). she has blossomed (kinda) since those bardot years. but her role in the movie is just too trashy. she spoofs paris hilton's carls jr burger ad and has to french some fat messy sloppy guy at the end. yuck.

though it's titled 'date movie', please don't bring your girlfriends for this. she might give you that look of disgust, or worse, slap you. but that's assuming your girlfriend's the intellectual type.